Loosen Up by Ronnie Lough

Loosen Up

By Ronnie Lough


Rocks float upon the sand at the first opportunity,

and rottweilers pee upon your leg with impunity.

Though the escalator monkeys positively abound,

their spiral staircase counterparts are thin upon the ground.

Elephants are heavy, becoming mammoth when they freeze.

Light weighs very little, but it’s good at growing trees.

Multiplying rabbits hate subtraction cause they find,

that half a hole from half a hole leaves half a hole behind.

If we meet a talking camel, we never ask it why,

just ask it please, to step aside to let a human by.

For those who seek enlightenment in these enlightened times.

It doesn't say, it doesn't show, it doesn't mean - it rhymes.